01 Beggar  

Mago! Give two begs, mother.

House owner: There is no one at home, go.

Beggar: If you were human for a minute, it would be great!

02 Two girls are talking-

1st Girl: Boys these days have no faith. I don’t even want to see her face from today…

2nd girl: What happened? Are you seeing him with another girl?

1st girl: Oh no! He is seeing me with another boy. Yesterday he was telling me that he would go out of town. So how did he see me?

Liar, evil, deceitful…

03 Lover sending romantic messages to her boyfriend at night…

Girl: If you are sleeping, send me a dream.

If you are awake, send your thoughts.

If you cry, send tears.

Boy: I’m going to the toilet, dear, should I send it?

04 Baltu: Do you quarrel with your wife?

Paltu: Yes, I do. But every time at the end of the fight he came and knelt in front of me.

Balti: Say what! Then?

Paltu: Then tilts his head and says, “Come out from under the bed.” I will not kill anymore.’

05 First friend: You know, everyone in our Home sings in the bathroom!

Second friend: What are you talking about, Bee?

First Friend: Everyone, even servants.

The second friend: You are all fans of music!

First friend: Du-r-r, not that, actually our bathroom faucet is broken, so!

(06Tanmoy: What is your younger brother doing now?

Rafi: A few days ago he opened a clothes shop, and now he is in jail.

Tanmay: Why?

Rafi: Because he opened the shop with a hammer… broke the door!

07 Badu: What are you doing these days?

Kadu: Trying to do business honestly.

Badu: Then your exclusive business.

Kadu: What do you mean?

08 A teacher asks the students in class –

Name the things that are known by different names.

Student – hair

Teacher – how?

Student – On the head, we say hair, if it is above the eyes we say eyebrows if it is above the lips we say goof if it is on the cheeks and chin, we say beard. 

Teacher – Be chary and don’t go down!!!

09 Pochade said to Banta, the new employee of his shop, ‘I am coming from home, I will not return any customers.

If what you want is not in the store, I will tell you to give something from another company to continue as today, I will bring it tomorrow.

Customer: Brother, do you have toilet paper?

Banta: No Dada, Shirish paper is there, continue like today, I will bring it tomorrow.

10 drunk people got into a car at night the driver realized that they were drunk!!

The driver started the car’s engine and immediately shut it off and told them that they had reached their destination.

3 drunks got out of the car. Then…

1st Drunk: Thanks….

2nd drunkard: Take it, I gave 10 rupees as gratuity.

Then the 3rd drunk driver slapped me. The driver thought that the man didn’t seem drunk, maybe he understood everything. Still, the driver asked him: Why slapped??

3rd drunk: Shala, does anyone drive at such a speed? And if it was a little bit, I would have killed it.

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